OK - so apparently there are 101 things you should make sure you do before you die... It would actually help to know when you going to die before taking on this task, but I'll be optimistic that I don't get run over by an erratic taxi driver or actually need to fly on a plane this month. So, according to my general health, family history and various other factors, I should hopefully at least live to 65… That gives me a few years....
The point to this is that there are at least 101 things that you absolutely HAVE to experience at least once in your life. I’m assuming its things like Bungee Jumping and skydiving. It sounds intriguing – I’m seriously considering getting myself a copy of the book.
But, how about 101 things to avoid before you die? I think I can write that book myself - I've had enough experience there. And besides – It could help towards goal 56, to make lots of cash!
So, I could start with:
Careful who you date, careful who you tell about your secret crush in high school, no, blue and green eye shadow do not look nice together! The list is long…. (That’s 3)
There are the obvious things like, don’t run over the traffic cop that tries to pull you over after a Friday Nights drinks session at the pub – Not only will you damage your car, you could kill the guy.
But that’s obvious!
Number 5:
How about, don’t carry on calling a guy when he obviously is not calling you back! I did that once – Pity they hadn’t already published the book “He just doesn’t dig you that much” Ha ha – I was a total idiot! Childhood love!
Number 6:
Or how about, don’t have unprotected sex – OK, it seems obvious! We all know that we risk our lives, health and increase the chance of -bleep- children by doing it – but we do anyway. How stupid is the human race anyway.
Sadly, Everything in my list is a genuine mistake someone has already made once, yet they seem to happen all the time! The list is endless! I already have 6 items and I’ve only been writing for a few minutes. I reckon I could have a bestseller in a few hours. So if you don’t hear from me in a while, please be patient – I’m trying to impart my wisdom to the rest of the stupid people out there ;-)
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Number 7:
Never publish pictures of yourself on the web – no matter how stupid or funny – not even one that looks like this!
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